#DIABOLIK LOVERS EPISODE 1 WATCH ONLINE SERIAL#

None of the characters are especially likeable, they are all quite horrible and I wanted them all to die.Įnjoyment: You will laugh, you will cry, you may stab yourself through the chest with a silver knife. It doesn't help that he uses it like 7,000,000,000 (+/-) times over the course of the anime. One guy even comes up with a misogynistic nickname for the main character on the spot that is so offensive and out of nowhere I almost spit out my beverage.

There is not any meaningful interaction between the boys and our heroine other than blood letting and beating around the bush pretending there is a plot (yet she still cares about them). Each of the 5 brothers are drawn to her but there is only one romantic connection really (and it's with the most rape-y of the vampires, of course) and it is also quite pathetic and shallow (this can be considered our character development).

#DIABOLIK LOVERS EPISODE 1 WATCH ONLINE SERIAL#

One character lays around all episode sounding tired while another with bipolar schizophrenia (and most inclined to be a serial killer of the bunch) stabs the crap out of his potatoes while laughing maniacally. As for the guys: scumbags with varying levels of sociopathic and sadistic tendencies. One vampire, the only tolerable one, even gives her the opportunity to leave but she stays to try and figure out the plot (haha fool). She has no spine so she usually lets him have his way with her after which she runs off scared only to come back and repeat the process. Every time she approaches a guy she is shocked that he soon after sucks her blood. just a repeat of moans and comments on the flavour of her blood, etc.Ĭharacters: Our main girl is a mediocre dunce who is having a really difficult time realizing these dudes are just scumbags. As for the voices, very nice selection, good choice of voice actors if anything (I am being genuine), sometimes it masks the horrible words coming from their mouths (only not really). I can't comment on the music because it was not memorable. Even when they are licking her neck there is slurping sounds, as if they can't contain their vampiric saliva and have to constantly be sucking it back, it is horrifying. Sound: Alright, prepare for a buttload of awkward sucking sounds. What else can I say about the story, nothing else happens. There was even a scene where one vampire bit her then when he went to bite her again the previous marks were already gone. 'oh I see so-and-so has already been here, what a guy.'). Also she never has any marks on her neck when the next guy has a go unless it is valuable for them to notice (eg. What you will be getting is 3 hours of continuous blood draining, she is bitten by like 3 of the brothers per episode and miraculously, she does not develop anemia or pass out regularly from blood loss even though the boys go HARD in the blood. You keep waiting for it to pop up and when it does in the 3rd or 2nd to last episode you wonder why they even bothered to add one in because it is god awful. You will be coasting on the art for 3 or so hours telling yourself the plot will get better. This is how the creators (satan) draw you in. A bunch of pretty boys with awesome gradient hair. Let's go through this using the provided elements.

If these descriptions do not fit you, you will just be vomiting your brain cells out the entire time.įrom reading the summary, you would (obviously) think this story would evolve to the brilliant anime equivalent of the Mona Lisa or the Sistine Chapel but no. I just marathoned this abomination (which wasn't too difficult considering each episode is under 14 min) and first of all, men: if you hate women and like to see them abused you will love this show, ladies: if you are masochists you will also love this show.

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